Monday, August 1, 2011

Trace Adkins radio interview

I have some deep thoughts about Trace Adkins. His voice in my ear. *sigh*

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Do Ya Wanna Touch Me

Gwyneth Paltrow on Glee ---- "Remember children, when you have sex with someone, you are having sex with everyone they've had sex with and everybody's got a random"

Saturday, February 19, 2011

misleading the masses (okay, masses? dubious...)

I'm sorry for the misleading sub heading on this page. Not much commentary going on, nor deep thoughts! lol. It's rough, folks.

Parents nowadays sometimes fail to teach their children how to sit down and SHUT UP.
There. That's it. I would go on, but I'd hate to end up like THIS woman:


Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Trace Adkins - Brown Chicken Brown Cow

He is just a big honkin cake of delicious man. OH MY GAWWW.



Monday, February 7, 2011

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Styx - Too Much Time On My Hands

Diana Krall - Walk On By (From "Live In Rio")

KATIE MELUA- I CRIED FOR YOU




You're beautiful so silently
It lies beneath a shade of blue
It struck me so violently
When I looked at you

But others pass, they never pause
To feel that magic in your hand
To me you're like a wild rose
They never understand why

I cried for you
When the sky cried for you
And when you went
I became a hopeless drifter
But this life was not for you
Though I learned from you
That beauty need only be a whisper

I'll cross the sea for a different world
With your treasure, a secret for me to hold

In many years they may forget
This love of ours or that we met
They may not know
How much you meant to me

I cried for you
And the sky cried for you
And when you went
I became a hopeless drifter
But this life was not for you
Though I learned from you
That beauty need only be a whisper

Without you now I see
How fragile the world can be
And I know you've gone away
But in my heart you'll always stay

I cried for you
When the sky cried for you
And when you went
I became a hopeless drifter
But this life was not for you
Though I learned from you
That beauty need only be a whisper
That beauty need only be a whisper

Trace Adkins - Swing

whew. Have I mentioned that I find Trace soooo hawt???

Rodney Carrington - My Wife Met My Girlfriend (W/Lyrics)

ill never smoke weed with willie again.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Monday, January 17, 2011

Still I look for a reason to believe

If I listened long enough to you
I'd find a way to believe that it's all true
Knowing that you lied straight faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Someone like you makes it hard to live
Without somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
Never thinking of myself

If I gave you time to change my mind
I'd find a way to leave the past behind
Knowing that you lied straight faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Someone like you makes it hard to live
Without somebody else
Someone like you makes it easy to give
Never thinking of myself

If I gave you time to change my mind
I'd find a way to leave the past behind
Knowing that you lied straight faced while I cried
Still I look to find a reason to believe
Still I look to find a reason to believe
Still I look to find a reason to believe

Tim Hardin

Friday, January 7, 2011

Let's see some tummy, girl friend

I never thought I'd be the one to say this... but the girl wears her pant waist TOO high. Let's seem some tummy girl friend. You look like an old lady.